Ode to our friendship…..

As i am gonna start a new phase in my life...This one goes for my sweetheart....Darling love you loads...

I am not gonna write stories here….this is how I feel..i am impulsive as u know..so ill write what I feel now..!!!!

I met this gal with a bandage on my neck..
I said “I can’t move my neck you see its paining bad”…she said “oh is it??”
The bandage disappeared but a new bond was formed called prendhip..the same one..app mujhse prendship karegi….do u want to do predship with me pleazzz(read sex)??

Don’t know why she opened up to me with her problems on the first day when I ask her even today she gives me a look that she doesn’t know… with that twinkle in her eyes…
I know she herself has no answer to it…but I love that look…J

Then over the cup of tea and coffee and so many other discussions we started realizing that its fun to be together…Before she said anything I knew it…and vice a versa..
We read each others eyes even when sitting with other people…I exactly knew what she is thinking and about whom…

Brackets are the unspoken words…

Chachi:My husband likes me in noodle straps..
A: wow (my husband will be sane enuf to see me bare…without straps)

Balan: Hi Deepa
D: Hi Sir(stop looking at my boobs)
A: Smiles (now u know what I go through)

Don: I did this project..because of me you are here..
D: ya what would I do without you(I want to run away)
A: is it? (Bitch give the credit to D she has worked not you)

Some jokes were understood before even completing the first line...and the jokes were never for below 18 years

Hand in hand,
That in hand,
Hand in that…
That in that…

Through thick and thin…and it goes for our body types too….Through the gyming and the not gyming days from fat to ok to fat we have been there for each other…

I owe a lot to the guys in our lives because of them we were never short of words…

Assholes….mother fuckers…uski ma ki..behen ki….she has no dressing sense…oh god look at that attitude…what does she think of herself…???
There are so many phrases…we have the golden authority to pass a comment on the world and no…. no one says anything to us…we may be badly dressed mishaved but that’s ok…it was just a bad hair day…lols…

I thank all the assholes and the not so good ppl in my life coz of them I realize the worth of a person who is good…

This gal has a heart of gold..she is giving at the same time taking…though she only takes people’s ass..hahahha
Without her I cant imagine my stay in this fucking boring company with dead faces…bitching about Don..Eesh…Balan..Chachi…Mr. Meesra(stress on the sssssss)

I cant imagine my marriage …she did more than a sis could have done…It feels that if it pains to me she ll start crying…It feels so good to have you honey…..

If we both are together we can kick ass the world and show the middle finger saying fuck u…hahahaha have u read any sentence with more abuses in it…
Alright u can praise me for this. thanks in advance..

She is amongst the few who can understand my dry humor..most of the people make faces or think how rude…but with her a joke is a joke…and what the hell it all about laughing…right…

I ll miss you darling…miss you bad…trust me had u been a guy or had I been a guy I would have married you…

Balls to the world we would have been happy..

Did u read the news paper today 2 gals got married today in Delhi…so wanna repeat history…what do u say honey???i can leave any thing for you..anything…u know what I mean….hhahahaa


Well when I started to write this letter I thought it will centi and all…but I cant be centi with you man…thinking of you all I can write is fun..

You are fun I am fun…we are fun…come on baby lets have fun;-)

Trust me its my dream to go to Goa with you get drunk and dance sing..and tell the world that we don’t give a fuck to them…we don’t need them…Someday…we will do this…Swear….no Amit no Sumanth…just u and me…and beach…mini skirts…vodka…and music…ummmmmmmmm……

I know I am leaving..what can I do baby…life takes its own turns…and this is one of those change mechanism its playing on us.

I know you’ll cry(maybe not in front of me)the day I leave…all I can say ill cry too baby…but not coz I am leaving HCL coz I am being taken away from a person with whom I can live my childhood again…someone who doesn’t care how old I am or how I should act…Someone who just wants me have fun and be a kid…

It’s scientifically proven that human beings love to be with people with whom they can be kids…so its not my fault to love you…

But I promise as long as Airtel,Idea,Hutch,Reliance and others offer free or cheap calling cards ill keep calling you and keep in touch else my office fone will be utilized u think I am talking cheap…darling that’s apart of my CTC…and you say I don’t spend on you cheapo….

Ill call you from hell even if there its ISD rates and chase you ill be your agony aunt till I become deaf..Now that’s a promise…(toothpaste)

I love you baby….Thats all I can write you know I can go on with my crap forever and you love me for this don’t you…I am not giving you any options…

Don’t cha want your girlfriend as hot like me…my take on this you haven’t met my gal and that’s the reason you wasted your lyrics on succa song…and moved your nonexistent asses…hahahahaha…

I guess I should end…and ya don’t worry you are not fat…all that weight is to keep you on earth…coz you are so good that if you are any lighter youll fly with all the praises coming from everyone…God is great..so am i…
Thanks again….lol


All the best for marrying your ass (all guys are guys I think asses will mind if we call them guys)I know you will make it there one day…hahahha and he will make it here…..

Enuf….ending here…

Fuck the world…Hail to us….